You know, it’s a hard life being a multinational oil executive. Billion dollar profits to reap, climate deniers to fund, indigenous and impacted community rights to trample all over. So I thought I’d help them out with some strategic planning advice. Here’s my quick guide on how to lobby based on bogus information, in three easy steps:
Step 1. Find a report that’s related (at least somewhat) to the issue you want to lobby on.
Step 2. Rewrite it completely, twisting up all the facts and drawing the opposite conclusion. Publish.
Step 3. Wine and dine all of your government friends while exhalting that you’re “just trying to help them” by providing them with some “useful analysis” that will save them money.
Sounds far fetched, doesn’t it?